#satire

Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Tech
Apple Issues Retroactive Invoices For Physical Purchases Made Near iPhone
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
Trump Informs Congress War Powers Vote Was Non-Binding Customer Satisfaction Survey
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
Starmer Demands Musk Cease Dumping Unlicensed Division In UK Streets
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
White House Demands Iran Sign Updated Terms Of Service Before Sanctions Lifted
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
White House Clarifies 'Forced Labor' Tariff Criteria Includes Unpaid Mar-a-Lago Internships
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
Trump Confirms AG Nominee Will Treat Justice Department As Personal Defense Team
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Tech
OmniCore Assistant Programmed To Interrupt Users Mid-Sentence For Ad Inventory
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Economy
Grimes County Approves Tax Incentive Exceeding SpaceX Plant's Total Value
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Minnesota GOP Schedules Chauvin Moment Of Silence Between Budget Approval And Raffle Drawing
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Watchdog To Fund Iran War Probe Using Surplus From Investigated Munitions
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Speaker Johnson Mandates All Biblical Citations Be Pre-Approved By Communications Director
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Columbia Reclassifies Protest Permitting As Religious Observance To Access Federal Grants
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Uber To Handle All Future Layoffs Through Passenger 'Cancel Ride' Button
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Texas Election Commission Classifies All Cast Ballots As Pending Fraud Evidence
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
SSA Announces Benefits Will Now Be Paid In Promissory Notes Signed By Incumbent Representatives
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Trump Names Indicted Donor To Head Counterintelligence Division
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
DOJ Reallocates Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Accusers
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
DOGE Reclassifies Vehicle Brakes As Optional Luxury Feature
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
White House Sends Netanyahu Itemized Invoice For Dressing-Down Call
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
DOJ Redirects $1.776B Wrongful Prosecution Fund To Pay Lawyers Who Drafted Fund

#satire

Apple Issues Retroactive Invoices For Physical Purchases Made Near iPhone

Trump Informs Congress War Powers Vote Was Non-Binding Customer Satisfaction Survey

Starmer Demands Musk Cease Dumping Unlicensed Division In UK Streets

White House Demands Iran Sign Updated Terms Of Service Before Sanctions Lifted

White House Clarifies 'Forced Labor' Tariff Criteria Includes Unpaid Mar-a-Lago Internships

Trump Confirms AG Nominee Will Treat Justice Department As Personal Defense Team

OmniCore Assistant Programmed To Interrupt Users Mid-Sentence For Ad Inventory

Grimes County Approves Tax Incentive Exceeding SpaceX Plant's Total Value

Minnesota GOP Schedules Chauvin Moment Of Silence Between Budget Approval And Raffle Drawing

Pentagon Watchdog To Fund Iran War Probe Using Surplus From Investigated Munitions

Speaker Johnson Mandates All Biblical Citations Be Pre-Approved By Communications Director

Columbia Reclassifies Protest Permitting As Religious Observance To Access Federal Grants

Uber To Handle All Future Layoffs Through Passenger 'Cancel Ride' Button

Texas Election Commission Classifies All Cast Ballots As Pending Fraud Evidence

SSA Announces Benefits Will Now Be Paid In Promissory Notes Signed By Incumbent Representatives

Trump Names Indicted Donor To Head Counterintelligence Division

DOJ Reallocates Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Accusers

DOGE Reclassifies Vehicle Brakes As Optional Luxury Feature

White House Sends Netanyahu Itemized Invoice For Dressing-Down Call

DOJ Redirects $1.776B Wrongful Prosecution Fund To Pay Lawyers Who Drafted Fund